Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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