My hair reeks of homosexuality.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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