We're like a lot better than the average bears
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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