She's JV to your varsity
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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