It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I am mentally ready for anal.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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