Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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