I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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