walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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