drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize
