week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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