Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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