im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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