BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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