Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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