Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
organizing the empties. That sober.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
