So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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