Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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