you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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