You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
if i can run in heels then i can drive
thus making me awesome and them whores
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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