kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
pop tarts are not kleenex
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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