It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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