I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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