Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
ok first of all what the fuck
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