And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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