Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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