You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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