Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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