that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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