Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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