the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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