I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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