I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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