Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
