My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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