So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm always down for nudity.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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