there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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