I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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