Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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