Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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