i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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