Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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