What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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