so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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