Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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