Cold hands, warm shart.
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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