They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
how does that bad decision feel?
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