there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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