Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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