wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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