Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
